Because I love you. And because it's Thursday. (But if Monday hadn't been off, today would actually be Wednesday. Which is hump day. And really rough on everyone.)
This was sent to me by a pal. I do believe it will work if you print it out and take it to your local Starbucks. Thank you Starbucks. And thank you pal who sent it.
UPDATE: Apparently, you may need the physical coupon for this to work. I still have faith that this one works. But would hate to send you traipsing down wayward paths without a warning.