Friday, September 25, 2009

Elevator confessionals.

We've all had a moment in the elevator. The door closes. You're all alone. You know you've got at least 15 seconds to let loose and act on elevator impulse. The security cam might be rolling, but out of sight, out of mind.

What do I do in the elevator?
I do squats.
I do tricep dips on the railing.
Sometimes, I keep my finger on the Doors Close button so that I can enjoy my ride without your company. Yeah, you.
Often, I hope the elevator will break mid-way and I will get to take a nap.
How do you ride?

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