Gmail goes to Autopilot. I get lasier. And apparently stupider.
Logging into Gmail this morning I found a friendly note from the still-Beta email service letting me know that Gmail now provides an 'Autopilot' service. If you can't read the sections I've highlighted above, it states that Gmail Autopilot by CADIE...
automatically manages [my] inbox better than [I] can, with zero effort from [me]
automatically send[s] the right reply
[is] just like [me], but automated
So, in other words, I've now got a machine that can communicate 'just like me' but better. Should I be happy? Terrified? Well, I Google this new product to find out more. And find out that Autopilot is a big, bloody prank for gullible morons like myself.
Happy April Fools Day to you too, ya big sack of techy expletive!