Showing posts with label walmart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label walmart. Show all posts

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Walmart sells caskets. Middle America can go peacefully now.

Walmart, your go-to megastore for cheaper cleaning agents, tween lines, and electronics, has now added caskets to their retail offerings. The cheapest models start at $895. And I checked--delivery time's not terrible on these bad boys. Order the 'Mom Remembered Steel Casket' today and have it at your doorstep by next Monday, Tuesday tops.

Just be aware--if you're on the store's website and searching for 'casket'--that the 'coffin guitar cases' are not in the same family of merchandise. You will not fit inside.

[via @daria_laloo via LA Times]

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Christmas kills.

Yesterday, a Walmart employee was trampled to death at the start of Black Friday. Further proof that people have more regard for personal gain than for for humanity, that Christmas is dangerous, and that I should never move back to Long Island.

Source: NY Times