Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Cunning cunnilingus in Kentucky.

Some people knit sweaters for fun; others go to bazaars; others go drinking til their livers turn a shade of grayish death--all, completely reasonable forms of personal entertainment--hobbies suitable for fun and time consumption. So, when my attention was turned this morning to a Kentucky man (he calls himself Louisville Free Face) who gives head for fun--and, actually, for free--I had to wonder. Wonder if his father never engaged him with sports, if his mother never introduced him to TV, if he never discovered an interest in, oh say, film or comic books. How exactly does a man become so engaged in cunnilingus that he is compelled to dedicate a website to his free offering of the service...to the entire region of Louisville?!

Well, he does have standards (terms, in fact)--I'll grant him that. Amongst the restrictions for candidates are cleanliness (no funky smells ladies), lack of disease (you can't call him irresponsible!) and, of course, he'd appreciate your referrals (he believes in word of mouth marketing).

In the Louisville region? Kinky? Desperate? Completely lacking good sense? Pay him a visit, why don't you. And you let us know how it goes, ya hear?

1 comment:

Emily said...

this is absurd. good find. happy new year. :)